June 2011
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Classic Movies As Understood by a Five-Year-Old
This is cute.
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Of being a Shampoo Girl and a 'Thief'
So, last Thursday, my boss accused me of stealing.Not money, not supplies, but phone numbers. It’s strange, actually. When I started, my boss said straight out that the reason she offered the job to me/hired me was because she trusted me. She explained (very vaguely, mind you, I pieced together the rest) that the other girls had been stealing her customers by taking their numbers from the...
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Police officer ejaculates on woman, and is found... →
nemene:fistwavingfeminism:
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.
When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn’t responsible for making...
Also, today I shampooed like four eleven year old girls, and they were ALL TALLER THAN ME. What the fuuucckkk. I’m not even that short, I’m 5’4”
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There's a woman who comes into the hair salon all...
cause she’s always changing up her cut/color. She goes out of her way to not be the stereotypical Westchester housewife. She’s so cool and punk. She’s got a ton of cool tattoos and you can just tell she doesn’t take ANY SHIT, and she’s funny too. Ugh, I just want her to like me lol. I want to like sit down and have a beer with her while she tells me all about the...
ahoyaly-deactivated20110814-dea asked: That gif where Frankie & Gee were kissing was from a while back, it was just that, Frerard brought peace in the MCRmy lol
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atomiclanterns:
Bullet With Butterfly Wings /...
Thank you asshole in the big SUV for not even...
You fucking fuck.
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ooodamngurl-deactivated20110819 asked: I was j/w if you've seen my new ~layout~ bc I think you might like it also hi how are you doing also I miss you and am definitely going to chloes summer soiree.
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I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical...
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I have to move away from everything I know in two...
We just can’t afford to live in my county anymore. It’s really upsetting. We’re moving to some bumblefuck town in the middle of nowhere to an ugly log cabin-esque house with wood paneling in every fucking room.
I’m just really upset. I mean, I’m old enough to move out, but that isn’t the point. The point is: I’ll never be able to come back here....
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“Looking for girls who are boys, who like boys to be girls, who boys like they’re...”
– Judith Butler (via historysaidwhat)
ahahahahaha yessssss.
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If you're still using the headphones that...
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magnetsandthesun:
Or, you spent all your money on the fucking mp3 player and you don’t have the chedda to buy new, better headphones yet.
Oh, so now the price of your headphones = how relevant music is to you.
Well, excuse me for not buying Dr Dre Beats or Skullcandy or some shit.
Hmm, I read this a totally different way. I read it as implying that you don’t listen to...
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